I excitedly approached my husband in the kitchen as he mashed the hamburger meat. "Check this out!"
I opened the freezer and extracted Ore Ida's "Fast Food French Fries."
"Look! Aren't these cool?" I did the cool french fry dance.
He let loose and exasperated sigh. "Those aren't the kind I like. Why can't you just get the steak fries like I like?"
"I was just trying to do something new. . . and fun. Why do you always have to have the same old thing?"
"Because I LIKE the same old thing!"
And then, as if on cue, my five year old bursts into song: "Its the same old story, same old song and dance. . . "
You can't make this stuff up.
Divorce in Progress
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