I was in the produce section at Wally World when my cell phone rang.
It was "Home" calling.
"Hey!" I answered.
"Mom, I just wanted to tell you. . .good luck. We're all counting on you." Halfway Between didn't wait for my response before he hung up the phone.
I knew I never should have let him watch "Airplane!" Surely he has something better to do with his time.
Ah, probably not.
And don't call me "Shirley."