When Fifteen for a Moment needs a new outfit, we can point at the one in the window, find her a size ZERO, put it on her and TAH-DAH! Sock it to me!
When your's truly, Twenty Nineteen, needs a new outfit, she looks at the ones in the store window and sighs, finds ZERO options that are appropriate, tries on something matronly in disgust and can't see past the sock prints on her ankles.
Mwa Mwa Mwa Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. . .
7 months ago