"I don't want to hear it. . ." he said.
"But sugar, if you just get the pan really hot, but not hot enough to burn the butter. . ." I started.
"I KNOW how to cook eggs. I was fooling with the kids. . .just wash it and let it go!" he concluded.
Twenty minutes later. . .
"I don't want to hear it. . ." I said.
"But honey, you have to put the clothes in the dryer after they finish washing. Otherwise they get sour and. . ." he started.
"I KNOW how to do laundry! I was fooling with the kids. . .get over it!" I concluded.
"Remember the eggs?"
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